Post by juggalo1984 on Mar 8, 2009 0:37:49 GMT -5
note Death Matches will be in RED non tourney matches will be REGULAR
NOTE #2 3 OF THE PARTICIPANTS COULDN'T MAKE IT BECAUSE OF OUTSIDE MATTERS
ORIGINAL
The Necro Butcher - 2002 KOTDM winner
Danny Havoc - 2008 KOTDM finalist
Dysfunction - 2002 & 2007 KOTDM semifinalist; 2006 KOTDM finalist
Mad Man Pondo - 2003 KOTDM winner
Corporal Robinson - 2004 & 2007 KOTDM winner
Devon Moore - 2008 KOTDM winner
D.J. Hyde
Toby Klein - 2005 KOTDM winner; 2004 & 2006 finalist (OUT)
2008 MOP Champion - THUMBTACK JACK
Nick Gage
MASADA
SeXXXy Eddy(OUT)
Green Phantom(OUT)
Tank
xOMGx
Elkview Adam
NEW
The Necro Butcher - 2002 KOTDM winner
Danny Havoc - 2008 KOTDM finalist
Dysfunction - 2002 & 2007 KOTDM semifinalist; 2006 KOTDM finalist
Mad Man Pondo - 2003 KOTDM winner
Corporal Robinson - 2004 & 2007 KOTDM winner
Devon Moore - 2008 KOTDM winner
D.J. Hyde
Viper
2008 MOP Champion - THUMBTACK JACK
Nick Gage
MASADA
Bull Pain
"Spyder" Nate Webb
Tank
xOMGx
Elkview Adam
NOTE #2 3 OF THE PARTICIPANTS COULDN'T MAKE IT BECAUSE OF OUTSIDE MATTERS
ORIGINAL
The Necro Butcher - 2002 KOTDM winner
Danny Havoc - 2008 KOTDM finalist
Dysfunction - 2002 & 2007 KOTDM semifinalist; 2006 KOTDM finalist
Mad Man Pondo - 2003 KOTDM winner
Corporal Robinson - 2004 & 2007 KOTDM winner
Devon Moore - 2008 KOTDM winner
D.J. Hyde
Toby Klein - 2005 KOTDM winner; 2004 & 2006 finalist (OUT)
2008 MOP Champion - THUMBTACK JACK
Nick Gage
MASADA
SeXXXy Eddy(OUT)
Green Phantom(OUT)
Tank
xOMGx
Elkview Adam
NEW
The Necro Butcher - 2002 KOTDM winner
Danny Havoc - 2008 KOTDM finalist
Dysfunction - 2002 & 2007 KOTDM semifinalist; 2006 KOTDM finalist
Mad Man Pondo - 2003 KOTDM winner
Corporal Robinson - 2004 & 2007 KOTDM winner
Devon Moore - 2008 KOTDM winner
D.J. Hyde
Viper
2008 MOP Champion - THUMBTACK JACK
Nick Gage
MASADA
Bull Pain
"Spyder" Nate Webb
Tank
xOMGx
Elkview Adam
2009 IWA MID SOUTH KING OF THE DEATH MATCHES
NIGHT 1
Juice Robinson def. EZE following a cross body off the top. Very good showing from Juice Robinson in this one. Crowd doesn't want EZE to come back so that is self explanitory.
Details will be sparse due me running sound and Jim doing commentary.
Jimmy Jacobs de. Ego Fantastico following The Endtime. Back and forth action all the way through. Ego Missed a moonsault and Jacobs locked him in The Endtime.
Following the match, Ian invited Ego to the TPI.
xOMGx def. Devon Moore Barbwire Tables and Ladders with Carribean Spiderwebs.
Danny Havoc def Elkview Adam in A Barefoot shit You Don't Want To Step On match following a Snowplow into the ornament tops, thumbtacks, and glass.
Dingo def. Elgin IWA Title with Old School IWA Rules. Hard hitting back and forth action with multiple uses of a chain and IWA World Title. Dingo wins by choking out Elgin using the chain.
Ian then reminds Dingo of his match tomorrow with Eddie Kingston.
*Intermission*
Ian announces that on October 2 IWA will hold it's 2009 Double Death tournament in Joliet. The next night IWA will celebrate its 13th Anniversary also in Joliet
Dysfunction def. Viper in a Babwire Canvas and Lightbulbs match following a double stomp super kick combo.
Mad Man Pondo def. Nate Webb in a Bed of Nails and Anything With Nails On Them Match. This match was disgusting. Watching them using that bed of nails is sick
Afterwards Ian thanked Nate Webb and invited him to the 2009 TPI.
During Ian's speech, DJ Hyde comes out and demands the microphone. DJ goes on a tirade against the fans and calls all of them and the juggalos pussies and this brings a fuming Corporal Robinson out to start off this Thumbtack Madness match.
Corporal Robinson def. DJ Hyde following The Bootcamp.
Masada def. Tank in a Barbwire Board Taipei Deathmatch by putting some sharp pointy objects in Tank's head and hitting him with a chair. Absolute slugfest.
*Intermission*
The ring crew has taken down the ropes and is now putting chains up instead of ropes.
This is a Deep Six Deathmatch. There are chains and barbwire on two sides of the ring with fish hooks on them with the other two sides no rope barbwire.
Thumbtack Jack def Nick Gage following Drake's landing. Match of the fucking year.
Necro Butcher def. Bull Pain in a No Rope Barbwire Carribean Spiderweb Glass match. Bull slammed Necro into the spiderweb and Necro started to choke him out. Bull Pain could not answer the refs three count and the match was over. Afterwards Bull Pain ddt'ed Ref Junkyard Jones.
Ian then announced that all the losers tonight would be back in non tourney action tomorrow along with:
Necro Butcher vs Danny Havoc
xOMGx vs Dysfunction
Masada vs Corporal Robinson
Mad Man Pondo vs Thumbtack Jack
NIGHT 2
Dysfunction def. xOMGx in a Homerun Derby match.
Thumbtack Jack def. Mad Man Pondo following a hurracanrana off the top through a whole bunch of lighttubes and followed by a frog splash. Pondo out to a German march and looking like Hitler to piss off Jack.
Ian announced that the finals will be a 4 Way Double Ring No Rope Barbwire, Gigantic Fans Bring The Weapons, 30 Min Iron Man match.
Jimmy Jacobs def Carter Gray to win the IWA World Lightheavyweight Title following Jim Fannin and Bull Pain's interference backfired.
Following the match Jim Fannin attacked Jacobs with the belt stating that if he wants the belt he has to go through Jim Fannin to get it. He also added that he did this attack all by himself.
Necro Butcher def. Danny Havoc in a Home Improvment Deathmatch following a slam off the top through a pane of glass Started off slow with chain wrestling then turned into a heated brawl all over the Hartman Center. This match Necro go through a door and Necro delivering a forearm as Havoc jumped over the top.
Masada def. Corp. Robinson in a Flaming Cinder Blocks and Hot Coals match. Corporal Robinson did two tributes to fallen family member Rollin Hard by giving The West Side Slam into the flaming cinder blocks and also delivering the Flaming Karate Chop. Masada won by powerbombing Corporal Robinson a powerbomb into the coals and making him submit to a Boston Crab.
After the match, Corp thanked Ian Rotten and the IWA Fans for all the memories these past few years. He said that if he had to go out anywhere it would be in front of the IWA fans. Ian took the mic and thanked Corp for everything he's and also stating there was a reason that they were the only two to win KOTDM twice. Ian also said that Rollin was looking down with a smile on his face.
Nick Gage and Devon Moore won a 7 team royal rumble match to face Dingo for the World Title following the match due to Eddie Kingston not being able to make it.
Also in the match:
Tank/Jason Hades
Bull Pain/Ego Fantastico
DJ Hyde/?
Prince Ali/EZE
Elgin/Juice Robinson
Elkview Adam/Nate Webb
Dingo def Devon Moore and Nick Gage after Gage hit Moore with 2 piledrivers a powerbomb, Dingo threw Gage out of the ring and hit a moonsault to win.
*Intermission*
We are underway with the finals. We have everything you could think of in those two rings. A scaffold, No rope barbwire, electrified lightbulbs, barbwire boards, endless amounts of lighttubes, fans weapons, and these 4 men, Necro Butcher, Masada, Thumbtack Jack, and Dysfunction will battle for 30 mins in Iron man rules.
There has been a tie. Necro and Masada both have 2 points apiece. Jack and Dys are eliminated. Sudden death overtime.
YOUR WINNER AND 2009 KING OF THE DEATHMATCHES MASADA!!
NIGHT 1
Juice Robinson def. EZE following a cross body off the top. Very good showing from Juice Robinson in this one. Crowd doesn't want EZE to come back so that is self explanitory.
Details will be sparse due me running sound and Jim doing commentary.
Jimmy Jacobs de. Ego Fantastico following The Endtime. Back and forth action all the way through. Ego Missed a moonsault and Jacobs locked him in The Endtime.
Following the match, Ian invited Ego to the TPI.
xOMGx def. Devon Moore Barbwire Tables and Ladders with Carribean Spiderwebs.
Danny Havoc def Elkview Adam in A Barefoot shit You Don't Want To Step On match following a Snowplow into the ornament tops, thumbtacks, and glass.
Dingo def. Elgin IWA Title with Old School IWA Rules. Hard hitting back and forth action with multiple uses of a chain and IWA World Title. Dingo wins by choking out Elgin using the chain.
Ian then reminds Dingo of his match tomorrow with Eddie Kingston.
*Intermission*
Ian announces that on October 2 IWA will hold it's 2009 Double Death tournament in Joliet. The next night IWA will celebrate its 13th Anniversary also in Joliet
Dysfunction def. Viper in a Babwire Canvas and Lightbulbs match following a double stomp super kick combo.
Mad Man Pondo def. Nate Webb in a Bed of Nails and Anything With Nails On Them Match. This match was disgusting. Watching them using that bed of nails is sick
Afterwards Ian thanked Nate Webb and invited him to the 2009 TPI.
During Ian's speech, DJ Hyde comes out and demands the microphone. DJ goes on a tirade against the fans and calls all of them and the juggalos pussies and this brings a fuming Corporal Robinson out to start off this Thumbtack Madness match.
Corporal Robinson def. DJ Hyde following The Bootcamp.
Masada def. Tank in a Barbwire Board Taipei Deathmatch by putting some sharp pointy objects in Tank's head and hitting him with a chair. Absolute slugfest.
*Intermission*
The ring crew has taken down the ropes and is now putting chains up instead of ropes.
This is a Deep Six Deathmatch. There are chains and barbwire on two sides of the ring with fish hooks on them with the other two sides no rope barbwire.
Thumbtack Jack def Nick Gage following Drake's landing. Match of the fucking year.
Necro Butcher def. Bull Pain in a No Rope Barbwire Carribean Spiderweb Glass match. Bull slammed Necro into the spiderweb and Necro started to choke him out. Bull Pain could not answer the refs three count and the match was over. Afterwards Bull Pain ddt'ed Ref Junkyard Jones.
Ian then announced that all the losers tonight would be back in non tourney action tomorrow along with:
Necro Butcher vs Danny Havoc
xOMGx vs Dysfunction
Masada vs Corporal Robinson
Mad Man Pondo vs Thumbtack Jack
NIGHT 2
Dysfunction def. xOMGx in a Homerun Derby match.
Thumbtack Jack def. Mad Man Pondo following a hurracanrana off the top through a whole bunch of lighttubes and followed by a frog splash. Pondo out to a German march and looking like Hitler to piss off Jack.
Ian announced that the finals will be a 4 Way Double Ring No Rope Barbwire, Gigantic Fans Bring The Weapons, 30 Min Iron Man match.
Jimmy Jacobs def Carter Gray to win the IWA World Lightheavyweight Title following Jim Fannin and Bull Pain's interference backfired.
Following the match Jim Fannin attacked Jacobs with the belt stating that if he wants the belt he has to go through Jim Fannin to get it. He also added that he did this attack all by himself.
Necro Butcher def. Danny Havoc in a Home Improvment Deathmatch following a slam off the top through a pane of glass Started off slow with chain wrestling then turned into a heated brawl all over the Hartman Center. This match Necro go through a door and Necro delivering a forearm as Havoc jumped over the top.
Masada def. Corp. Robinson in a Flaming Cinder Blocks and Hot Coals match. Corporal Robinson did two tributes to fallen family member Rollin Hard by giving The West Side Slam into the flaming cinder blocks and also delivering the Flaming Karate Chop. Masada won by powerbombing Corporal Robinson a powerbomb into the coals and making him submit to a Boston Crab.
After the match, Corp thanked Ian Rotten and the IWA Fans for all the memories these past few years. He said that if he had to go out anywhere it would be in front of the IWA fans. Ian took the mic and thanked Corp for everything he's and also stating there was a reason that they were the only two to win KOTDM twice. Ian also said that Rollin was looking down with a smile on his face.
Nick Gage and Devon Moore won a 7 team royal rumble match to face Dingo for the World Title following the match due to Eddie Kingston not being able to make it.
Also in the match:
Tank/Jason Hades
Bull Pain/Ego Fantastico
DJ Hyde/?
Prince Ali/EZE
Elgin/Juice Robinson
Elkview Adam/Nate Webb
Dingo def Devon Moore and Nick Gage after Gage hit Moore with 2 piledrivers a powerbomb, Dingo threw Gage out of the ring and hit a moonsault to win.
*Intermission*
We are underway with the finals. We have everything you could think of in those two rings. A scaffold, No rope barbwire, electrified lightbulbs, barbwire boards, endless amounts of lighttubes, fans weapons, and these 4 men, Necro Butcher, Masada, Thumbtack Jack, and Dysfunction will battle for 30 mins in Iron man rules.
There has been a tie. Necro and Masada both have 2 points apiece. Jack and Dys are eliminated. Sudden death overtime.
YOUR WINNER AND 2009 KING OF THE DEATHMATCHES MASADA!!
